THE VIEW FROM THE GOLDEN AGE
Vintage Tomorrows
Retro-futurology is the study of retro futures, from the
"Golden Age" of science fiction - or to be
specific, the study of attempts by major SF authors to predict the
future, taking advantage of hindsight to evaluate exactly how wrong
they were. Well, I came up with the word, and that's what I've
decided to use it for.
My collection consists of pages for each of the canonical
"Big Three":
- Lt. Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
- The first page in the collection was my audit of his
predictions in the essay Pandora's Box.
- Sir Arthur C. Clarke (1917-2008)
- Now that he's gone, an evaluation of Profiles of
the Future.
- Dr. Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)
- Last and least, a token page to complete the set, quoting
Asimov's article O Keen-Eyed Peerer into the
Future!
My original plan back in the nineties was that this collection
would be entitled "Mocking the Prophet", but as things
turn out, that gets entirely the wrong kind of Google-hits these
days.
Fables and Prophecies
I should take a moment to emphasise once again that science
fiction and futurology are two different things. If you're an
SF writer with a plot in mind and you need a matching imagined
future to set it in, a crystal ball wouldn't necessarily be
useful - instead what's often wanted is a setting with as
few distractingly unfamiliar background features as the
author can get away with to justify the fantastic goings-on in the
foreground. And if that foreground plotline is about an alien
invasion, that doesn't mean the author believes in the imminent
arrival of Martian War Machines any more than Tolkien believed in
dragons.
And something I didn't want to cram in on the Heinlein page
itself, about his title, Pandora's Box. It
was the opening of that box that ended the Golden Age of Greek
mythology. Heinlein never had any very good reason for
mentioning Pandora, whose name means "all-giving", but her
husband is highly relevant: Epimetheus ("hindsight"),
brother of Prometheus ("forethought")! I can picture
the domestic arguments already - "Come on, Prometheus,
what do you think this hope thing was doing in a box of
plagues in the first place?"...
Meanwhile, a different mythology provides a handy excuse for not
presenting predictions of my own for 2050: as far as
Xibalba is concerned, the end of
the world is due in 2012.
20/20 Hindsight Appendix for 2002
A few years ago, when it was too late for postscripts to my
RAH page and too soon for an
ACC page, I got bored and wrote the following
Appendix, which is retro-futurology in a slightly different
sense. The idea is, if you were a would-be visionary in 1950
trying to come up with your own list of predictions for the end of
the century, but unlike Heinlein you had access to a genuine crystal
ball, what features of recent history could you predict that
would be surprising to your contemporaries and get you a score of
twenty out of twenty?
Some of the following suggestions are already based on
contributions from e-mail correspondents, and further feedback is
welcome, especially from elderly American SF fans. But before
you ask, the reason I don't nominate President Mandela (the UN's
favourite terrorist) is that he wouldn't have become surprising
until the 1960s.
- Artificial satellites (starting with the Soviet Union's
"sputnik") will transform meteorology, astronomy and
telecommunications. By 2000 satellite navigation systems
will be a well-established dashboard accessory.
- The USA will put a dozen men on the moon in 1969-72, but after
this, space exploration will be left to machines. As the new
millennium dawns, there will be no human beings in space.
- Wegener's continental drift hypothesis will be accepted,
revolutionising geology; meanwhile Piltdown Man will be proved a
fraud, and evidence will mount that the dinosaurs were rendered
extinct by a cataclysmic asteroid impact.
- Fermat's Last Theorem will be proved using techniques so
complex they probably wouldn't have fitted in the book, let alone
the margin.
- Atomic weapons will dominate geopolitics, but will never again
be used in anger. The US will only fight wars with
Third World nations, and will almost always win.
- Most homes will contain coherent-light "ray guns"
used for playing music and radar-style microwave emitters used for
cooking food.
- Youth music ("rock" and its successors) will become
an industry to rival the movies, making many of its stars and many
more media moguls immensely rich.
- The basis of the genetic code will be understood to the extent
that researchers will be capable of cloning (and patenting!)
animals; forensics will be revolutionised by the possibility of
identifying criminals from genetic "fingerprints".
- Major organ transplants will be almost routine operations by
the century's end; smallpox will be extinct in the wild, but the
common cold will still be common and TB will be making a
comeback.
- Tobacco will be recognised as carcinogenic, killing hundreds of
thousands of Americans a year; smoking will be prohibited in an
increasing range of public places.
- Pocket telephones will become commonplace, but videophones
won't. Instead in 2000 A.D. it will be fashionable to use
punctuation marks in text telephone-messages to represent facial
expressions ;-)
- Supersonic passenger jets will become available as a
status-symbol form of transatlantic transport, but will never
break even; none will be flying at the end of the year 2000.
- China will end up only nominally Red, and the USSR will
dismantle itself (earning its last leader a Nobel Peace Prize),
so the US will be left as the world's only real superpower.
Poland will be in NATO, and queuing to join the European
Union, but Cuba will be Communist.
- Japan will lead the world in reliable high-technology consumer
goods, based on micro-miniaturised transistors.
- Robots will be widely used in manufacturing, and chess-playing
machines will beat the human world champions, but walking, talking
androids will prove impractical.
- Personal computers will fit in your lap, cost a few hundred
dollars, and surpass toys like ENIAC by many orders of magnitude
(doubling in computing power per dollar every eighteen
months). They will be linked into a vast international
network... largely used for distributing junk mail, pirated music
and pornography.
- There will no longer be Plenty More Fish In The Sea, and there
will be increasing public alarm over deforestation,
overpopulation, and other "ecological" issues. The
world will get obviously warmer, due largely to pollution from the
ever-increasing use of fossil fuels. Meanwhile, a series of
disasters will leave atomic power plants generally regarded as an
expensive and dangerous failure.
- An assassinated black civil rights campaigner called King will
be the first American since Washington to have a nationwide
holiday named after him.
- The contraceptive pill will influence sexual mores enormously,
and the laws against homosexuality will be replaced by laws
against discrimination on the basis of gender or sexuality.
However, a new, lethal and incurable S.T.D. will infect over a
third of the population in parts of Africa, and kill half a
million people in the United States.
- The UK, Israel, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines will each
have female leaders, while all US presidents will be white male
millionaires... and one of them will be Ronald Reagan!